I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
How do emo's compliment each other?
They say " I like your cuts g"
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them
Why did the emo kid get kicked out of the amusement park?
He kept cutting in line.
People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.
we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Got into a fight last night. We both had blades. He cut me deep. I thought I was gone, but he forgot to keep the water running.
Weird thing was that we were in the fight of our lives in the restroom and that guy kinda look like me.
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "hey what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "oh that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage."
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "what's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit so we cut them off."
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it’s a start...
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
We cut and kill flowers because they're pretty, We cut and kill ourselves because we are not.
Wanna hear somethin' ironic?
When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can't stop cutting.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
