How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

Did you hear about the guys who’s whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

Whats the difference batween an onion and a baby.

One makes you cry when you cut it up