Depression

Anonymous

How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

Depression

Anonymous

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

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Car

Anonymous

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”

Depression

Butter

a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?

Brother; because their beautiful!

Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren’t.

Brother:…

Means

Anonymous

we all hear cause we cut our selfs right i mean JK

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Priest

BOB

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

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Puns

Anonymous

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

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Puns

Anonymous

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

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Depression

Anonymous

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

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Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists? Nothing, I cut both of them

Sadness

Anonymous

I started crying when my mom was cutting up onions

   Onions was a good dog

People

Anonymous

People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer, that at least i can scan my worth at the supermarket.

Emo

Anonymous

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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Emo

Anonymous

What’s an emo’s favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

Little Johnny

Ethan McGuire

Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning and his dad was making alot of mistakes. Suddenly his dad screams " bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant and his dad replied " aunts and uncles" Oh. next thing he hears is “dicks and pussies!” Johnny asks " what’s that mean?" To which his dad replied " uh coats and hats." Oh next thing he know he sees his dad jumping around the the bathroom yelling " fucking, fuck,fuck,Fuck" " what does that mean dad?" And his dad yells " cut Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving and the doorbell rings and Johnny answers it and says " Hey bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad’s in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

Hair

Anonymous

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

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Difference

ITSMINE

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

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Hair

Anonymous

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

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Legs

Anonymous

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

Difference

big dick mouse

whats the difference between onions and babys?

i cry when i cut onions.