There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

Whats the best part about having emo grass?

It cuts itself!!

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says “I wish I was smart enough to get off this island” so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says “I wish I was even smarter then her so I don’t have to do so much manual labor” so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says “I wish I was smarter then both of them!” So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.

I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply

Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

I like my women like how like my cocaine, smuggled and cut clean

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Just cut the rope.