There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
3 blonde girls are on an isalnd and they are much to far away from land to swim, they find a genie on the island who offers them each 1 wish the first girl says “I wish I was smart enough to get off this island” so the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island. The next girl says “I wish I was even smarter then her so I don’t have to do so much manual labor” so she turns into a brunet and makes a sail boat and lets the wind take her off the island. The finale girl says “I wish I was smarter then both of them!” So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
Whats the difference between a baby and an onoin? The baby cries when I cut it but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off