How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope…
How do you get an emo out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.
How do you cut ancient Rome in half?
With a pair of Caesars.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…
I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
Did you hear about the guys who’s whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.
Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.
Where did the sheep get a hair cut?
At the baa-baa shop.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw
a little girl and a little boy are taking a bath together when the little girl looks down and asks " whats that" the little boy says that’s my little red race car. 10 minutes later the boy looks down and ask’s whats that,the little girl says "that’s my little red race car garage. so later that night the boy ask’s the little girl if he can put his little red race car in her little red race car garage, She say yes and they pull down there pants and the boy try’s putting his little red race car in her garage but it won’t fit down stairs the mother hears an ear piercing scream and runs up stairs flips on the lights and see’s blood on the floor the mother ask’s "what happened the little girl say’s “we tried putting his car in my garage and it wouldn’t fit so i cut the back wheels off”
I wish my lawn was emo, because than it would cut itself.
what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off
Whats the best part about having emo grass?
It cuts itself!!
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
I can’t hang out with a emo when they are sad? Why? Because it cuts deeply
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
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