How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?

You cut the rope…

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

I wish my hair was depressed Cause then it would cut itself

Whats The Difference Between A Rabi And A Priest One Cuts Them Off And One Sucks Them Off

There was a guy who got his entire left side cut off. Don’t worry, he is all right now.

How do you cut ancient Rome in half?

With a pair of Caesars.

Wanna hear somethin’ ironic?

When one cutter tells another cutter to stop, but he himself can’t stop cutting.

How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!

I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note… it’s a start…

what’s the difference between an onion and a baby? nobody cries when you cut up the baby.

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself

How do you cut the sea in half? With a sea-saw

I’m starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.

What’s the difference between a priest and a rabbi, the rabbi cuts it off the the priest sucks it off

Do you know why i wish grass was emo, so it can cut itself.

Where did the sheep get a hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.

Did you hear about the guys who’s whole left side was cut off? Yeah, he’s all right now.

Why do people want emo grass? Beacause it’ll cut itself.

What’s an emo person’s least favorite game??? Cut The Rope.

Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Timmy looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car.” They continue on with their bath.

Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, “hey what’s that?” Lil Susie looks down and says, “oh that, that’s only my little red race car garage.” They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, “hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage.”

The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, “what’s wrong?” Lil Susie says, “well Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn’t fit so we cut them off.”