Strip club jokes

What do you call an emo strip club?

Suicidal Thots.

Hey Siri, where is my dad?

Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

...WhAT-

Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?

He hated the Poles.

I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.

Why did the farmer go to the strip club?

Because he was looking for his hoe.

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

Because he has ALL of the booty!

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.

Have you been to that paraplegic strip club? It's crawling with pussy!

What does my uncle call a school?

A strip club.

What does Yoda say when he’s at the strip club?

"Dirty bitch, you are."

Where do gorillas get all the "pussy" from? The strip club, which is called "Poker Kong Night."

A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

A basketball player walks into a strip club:

"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

Where would Batman get his freak on at? The Batcave or the bat strip club?

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.