Strip club

Strip club jokes

Woman

    • What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?

    Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.

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    • Name

    • Two Asians walked into a strip club and they went to a cashier. They put in their names: her name was He Gay and his name was Shi A Ho.

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    Chick

    • I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

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    • Sex

    • Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.

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    • Pirate

    • Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?

    Because he has ALL of the booty!

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    • Dad

    • Hey Siri, where is my dad?

    Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

    Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    ...WhAT-

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    • Dad

    • A dad and son walk into a strip club. The people in the strip club said he was too young to be in here, so they had to leave. Ten years later, they went back there. They saw a small dancer. The father walked over there and said the woman looked too small to be in here. Her reply was... "I wasn't dancing ten years ago."

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    • Mother

    • I told my mother I wanted a brother for Christmas. The next day, I saw her in the strip club across the street.

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    • Mama

    • Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!

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