Heavenly Cars

A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.

The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.

The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."

Explanation

Experiment

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, smarty pants. So, these dudes go to heaven, right? And the more they cheated on their wives when they were alive, the crappier the car they get in heaven. One dude gets a Lambo 'cause he was a saint, but he's bummed because his wife is rollin' around on a scooter. Get it? She cheated on him!

Comments (1)

Anonymous

2 years ago

I saw my sister with a unicycle