Razor

Three guys are walking in a bar A priest,paedophile and rapist. That was just the first guy

I told my mother i wanted a brother for Christmas The next day i saw her in the strip club across the street

I was walking in the forrest with my gf I had a desert eagle for protection A bear jumped out of the bushes one shot was enough to put my gf down and it gave me enough time to run away

Two balled dudes were pulling each other's hair

What is burned dark and glued to the wall? A bad electrician

I once saw a one handed man in a second hand store. I said to him: "i don't think they have what you're looking for sir"

Part 1: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 2:two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 3: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 4: guess what.... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died.... the first one was lonely

2 guys are captured by native chinese they give them 2 choices 1. Death 2. 他妈的

The first guy: what's 他妈的?

The chinese: fucking . The first guy chooses death Second guy to himself: well ill let this sick fucks fuck me at least ill be alive... The chinese :come on we don't have all day Second guy:i chose 他妈的 The chinese: ok 他妈的 to the death

2 guys are captured by native chinese they give them 2 choices 1. Death 2. 他妈的 The first guy: what's 他妈的? The chinese fucking The first guy chooses death Second guy to himself: well ill let this sick fucks fuck me at least ill be alive... The chinese :come on we don't have all day Second guy:i chose 他妈的 The chinese: ok 他妈的 to the death