The Blind Man's Revenge

So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

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The humor comes from the unexpected twist. The bystander thinks the blind man is being incredibly forgiving, but in reality, the blind man is using the treat as a way to locate the dog so he can retaliate for the peeing incident. It plays on the assumption that the blind man would react with charity.

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