Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?" Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
Joshisboss14
ummm… my account is actually Joshisboss
i forgot my passwords
You the bomb! No, you the bomb! A compliment in america, an argument in afghanistan
guys don’t let nobody hurt you with words like someone once said sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
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