A man died and went to heaven, everytime you cheat you get a worse car, the first man cheated 5 times he got a jeep, the second man cheat 3 times he got a BMW, the third man never cheated he got a Lamborghini, the second man saw the third man sad he said "why are you sad" the third man said "I saw my wife with a scooter".
Mr.Orphan
I walked pass by a orphanage, the orphan started to call me names and I said " A least I have a family".
Why did the orphan become a stripper? So she could have someone to call daddy.
Why do orphans hate going to Costco because they need a parent to get samples.
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Why do orphan hates family size candy. Because he can't share it with his family.
Its opposite's day today, I gonna tell a orphan that their parents are here.