whats the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isnt sharp
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked," Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are to sharp."
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
whats flat and great for cutting? me
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife? one has a point.
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What did one needle say to the other?
"You be looking sharp"
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point
What did the cactus look like with his tuxedo on? Sharp🤣
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics”
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade
what's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? on a school bus the pricks are on the inside.
:"Whats the diffrece of an Orphans life and a knife"
:"A knife has a point"
I’d say Leo is as sharp as a marble... but that would be an insult to MARBLES
Jesus has a twisted humor kittens cute cuddly and loveable oh yeah i almost forgot add razors that stick out there feet
What do you call the musical kid who is very aware of his surrondings?
C sharp minor
