I saw my wife at the dam yesterday. Drat. I was hoping she might float a bit more downstream.
Dam Disappointment
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Listen, you’re not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you? This 'joke' is about a dude who saw his wife at a dam and was disappointed she wasn't floating further downstream. It's dark humor, suggesting he wanted her to drown more. You need a brain transplant if you think it's funny.