I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?please grind me!
"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was 5.
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
