I’ll always remember my dads last words.... Why do you have an axe we live in the city
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
I'm not saying I hate you. I'm just saying that if I could go back in time I'd give your mom a coat hanger.
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
The shovel is a Ground Breaking invention. *Slaps and laugh*
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
What did the pencil say to the sharpener?please grind me!
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"We've invented the spade!" "Oh wow, this is ground-breaking!"
How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?
Give her a shovel.
Grandpa's last words,why do you have a chain saw
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
Cause I’m digging that ass
My new leaf blower doesn't work. It Sucks.
What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic
a telescope has two uses: 1. to look in space 2. to see your hairline
The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
