I saw an Isis video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
I was in school yesterday and I saw this emo kid with a new cut so I said, "I like ya cut g." And I slapped him. I don't know why I got in so much trouble. All I did was slap his wrist.
One day, I saw a kid sitting on the curb dressed in rags. I asked if he was an orphan. He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" I said, "His parents."
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that i saw pristiano penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon
Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel and an alibi.
a lumberjack goes to a person ́s house then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf
How did the pornstar cut herself while using a drill? She was to used to grabbing the tip.
So I had a friend who was an orphan and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words, "What are you doing with that rope and saw"
What’s an emo kids favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
One time a man climbed a mountain and saw a guy
Who are you?
I am mountain man
I thought the Sahara was the largest desert until I saw your forehead
i saw a helicopter fly next minute i knew kobe was on the news
Have you heard about the blind man who saw the accident and the death man who heard it
if ur sis mack u mad saw go to ur frundy home play if ur sis sud no go tell mom
Your hairline is so long that Odell beckem jr missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone
Flex tape can fix a sawed in half boat. Then how the fuck can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? tell me.