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Tequila and the skyscraper jump

A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.

The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.

The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”

The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.

The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.

The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!

The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”

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The humor comes from the absurd idea that tequila makes you able to survive falling from a great height and the fact that the first guy is tricking the second guy. The punchline is that the first guy is clearly not being affected by tequila, but instead has powers, and he was just messing with the other guy. The bartender calling him "Superman" is an unexpected twist that reveals the first guy's abilities.

Comments (33)

Superman isn't a guy. He's an alien

Superman your not supposed to help and lives although it is a lot more interesting

My friends love this one. (I make sure that you get credit too)

How is this funny, I Mean CMON

This joke was stolen from a Reddit user 3 years ago and has been featured in several videos since this guy stole it

superman left the chat.....

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its the bartender credit plug ad @waffles_or_pankakes on insta

THIS JOKE IS STOLEN!

It couldn't be much lamer...

Lol nice one. All though I will never see Superman in the same way...

lmao i cant stop laughing

I've been telling this joke for 25 years now.

lol finds out superman is a killer if he is drunk

why does this boss music keep playing

ohhhhhhhh.................. pain i thought he was a hero but no

Amazing and enjoyable and superb