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My Grandmother died last month. The thing that bugs me to this day, I couldn't understand her last words ... through the pillow.
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Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it ? Inter-net?
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
Why can't bugs drive... because they don't have a LICE-ens... BA-DUM CHHH!
What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Half of if.🐛
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zomBEE.
Q.You know what really bugs me? A.Insects puns.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug
Nothing
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
" Meeeehh, what's up Downs? "
You know why elmur fludd always came out hunting rabbits in the woods because bugs bunny would not stop flirting with his girlfriend.
How does a skeleton kill a bug? They SOCKET!
What is bugs bunny favorite desert chocolate carrots balls.
What did the human say to the fly when it was buzzing around the human's head?
WOULD YOU STOP BUGGING ME!
yo if u don't stop bugging Watersharky, we'll all go down!
Guy goes into the gas station says I need a box of rubbers with pesticide. The cashier said pesticide don't you mean spermicide? The guy says no! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week and I am going to kill it.
Why Do you like cream instead of bugs
Because bugs can kill you
What is the one spray that can kill midgets? bug spray
What kind of bug can tell time? A clock-roach.
