The 30+ Best Eyebrow Jokes

I heard an uber from your eyebrows to your hairline is like 40$

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows

I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing

What's the difference between my thighs and my eyebrows? Nothing, I slit both of them.

Yo mama so hairy she braids her eyebrows

So Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher assigned him to learn the ABC's so he goes home and ask his mom who's cooking "Whats the first letter of the ABC's?" he ask and his mom responds with "SHUT UP... I'M COOKING!" so then he walks to sister who's signing in the shower and asks her "Whats the 2nd letter of the ABC's?" she responds with "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" then he walks over to his brother who's watching batman and asks "Whats the 3rd letter of the ABC's" and his brother responds with "nu nu nu nu batman" then he proceeds to walk to his dad who's watching football and ask "Dad whats the 4th letter of the ABC's?" and he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD!" then he walks to his grandma who's cooking buns and ask her "Whats the 5th letter of the ABC's?" and she responds with "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!" then he Johnny proceeds to go to school the next day and the teacher says to her class "Can any of you tell me the first letter of the ABC's" Johnny of course raises his hand and the teacher calls on him then he says "SHUT UP I'M COOKING!" then the teacher raises and eyebrow and says "Young man are you ready to go to the principals office?" then he proceeds to say "I'm ready to go I'm ready to go!" and he walks to the principals office then she says "What's you're name son?" he responds with "Nu nu nu nu batman!" then the principal ask "How many spanken's boy?!" he responds with "95 HIT EM HARD" and after that he runs out of the principal's office well yelling "MY BUNS ARE RED HOT RED HOT!"

you're forehead is a 20-mile taxi ride from your eyebrows to your hairline.

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo all they said was I could ride him it would be expensive tho since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100

swear ur eyebrows have attachment issues, they're touching rn

Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject. Now you can talk about Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.

your forhead is so big its a 20$ taxi ride from your hairlie to your eyebrows

The trıp from your eyebrow to your hairlıne costs 6000$.

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Your hairline and your eyebrows are social distancing.

Are you twinning today? Because The Rock would be shocked!

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