Have you heard about Kids with aids
It never gets old
Queen🤍🦕
Family all eating at the table Brother: hmm I think I feel gold Sister: stop the cap Brother look under the table and says “ nope just a gold digger” Dad laughed Step mom storms out of the room
If I had a garden I would Put your tulips against My tulips.....🌷
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Even if there were no gravity i would still fall for you......🖤🖤
When his dick is really really small but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad cause he is a nice guy.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick but then I realized she hasn’t talkin to me in a month ten remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth
A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
What does one saggy boob Say to the other saggy boob
If we don’t get some support people Will think we are ball sacks....
Sex is like math
You add a bed 🛌
Subtract the clothes👚👕👖👙
Divide the legs🪢
And pray you don’t multiply 👨❤️👨👩❤️👨👩❤️👩
For boys Life is a lot like a penis simple, soft, straight, relaxed and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard😩😉😏
What do you call a pig that does karate
Pork chop🐷🐽