If trees could kill you, they wood.
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
Three guy are in the woods, a a really smart guy, an average, and a really dumb guy, they bored so the smart guy decides to go hunting a little while later he comes back with a dear, the average guy asks how do did you do that? The really smart guy says says I see dear tracks I fallow dear tracks, I see dear I shoot dear. The average guy say I think I understand and leaves, an little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb goes *gasp* how did you do that!?. And the average looks at him funny and says well I see raccoon tracks I fallow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon I shoot raccoon. The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says Oooohh, ok I thiNo I can do that.. and leaves. Hours pass and and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mingled. They run to help him. Finally one of the guys ask him what happened this is what he said: I see train tracks, I fallow train tracks. I see train I shoot train. But train keep coming.
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood His hand caught on fire
If a tree had a mouth, wood it bark? I was really rooting to tell that one
If you spin a fidget spinner You'll end up spinning it too fast when you end up spinning it too fast It will make you fly away when you fly away you'll end up in a tree when you end up in a tree You'll see that your friends are hanging out without you When you see that your friends are hanging out without you You'll run away in the woods because your sad When you ran away in the woods you'll see a bear when you see a bear it will chase you when the bear chases you you'll build a fort to protect yourself when you build a fort to protect yourself You than notice your lonely You'll become friends with the bear When you become friends with a bear, you'll start to act like a bear when you start to act like a bear You will become a bear DO NOT BECOME A BEAR NEVER PLAY WITH A FIDGET SPINNER
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur and the rabbit says no So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
what does a necrophiliac get at a wedding? mourning wood
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
