If trees could kill you, they wood.
how does a crazy person get to the woods?
He takes the psychopath.
How do trees get online? -- They just log in.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods. Boy “hey mister its getting dark out and I’m scared” Man “how do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone”
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
when is a piece of wood made king? when its a ruler
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
wood fired pizza?
hows pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Hey God what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire
sounds like a match made in heaven
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood
What's the difference between a man and a table. The table doesn't cry when I break it's legs
Can I branch out to some tree puns. Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on
Why did the guitarist get fired as a carpenter? He was shredding the floor...
A termite walks into a bar and says, "So, is the bar tender here?"
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you ;)
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Q: What's the best way to carve wood? A: Whittle by whittle.
