You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.
Risk Jokes
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
The toaster, otherwise the perfect bath bomb.
Why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road?
It's a damn rock, mate. It's not gonna walk!
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Weirdo: I'm too high to die!
Me: You'll just fall harder.
I just gotta come out and say it: I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they are risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one, to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining ⛏ community.
I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it was made by the same company that made their life decisions.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?
Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
If you give a prostitute money, you will go to jail, but if you give a prostitute a Klondike bar, you will not go to jail. I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck.
What is the most expensive type of sex you will ever enjoy in your life? The type which will shorten your life by 5 to 10 years.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.