I'd make a joke about epilepsy but the computer started flashing
Yaroslavl Airplane Crash
I want to make a joke about old age but I'm too senile to finish it...
what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall
What's the special part of town called? Downtown
why didn't the skeleton cross the road? he had no balls to do it.
Why did jesus not win any stanley cups? Because he was cut from the team because he kept being pinned to the boards
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to his Quack dealer
What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? about 120 pounds
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Yo mama so fat when she joined team 10 it became team 10 tons!
What's the difference between a school bus and a cactus? On the school bus the pricks are on the inside but on a cactus the pricks are on the outside
Yo mama so fat the last time I saw 90210 was when she stepped on the scale. Lucky for me I'm only 210
Yo mama so strict that thanos couldn't collect the infinity stones until he had to do his homework.
Where do spiders commit crimes? The Dark Web
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon? People choose Pokemon instead
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? because he had no balls to do it
Why did the orphan drop the soap in prison? So he can have a prison daddy
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash that is a 2006 stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes? Josef Vasicek
What is Josef Vasicek think before the plane hit the ground? Oh shit is my name still on the stanley cup?
Why was Josef Vasicek a stanley cup champion is 2006? Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
You can give a hockey team airplane a new source of heating but it went to far on September 7th, 2011 when the Yaroslavl plane crash happened.