Bungee Jumping Jokes

A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.

Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics

What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They’re both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you’re pretty much screwed.

I refuse to go bungee jumping. I was brought into this world from broken plastic, and I REFUSE to die the same way.

What do visiting goatman's bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common? You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

What don't blind people like bungee jumping?

Because it scares the fuck out of dogs!

You know why women wear tampons so the crabs could bungee jump

why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed

im never going bungee jumping cause a cord bridged me into the world it not taking me out