My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Rejection of Plea
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, genius! The joke is all about dark humor. The mom tries to stop the person from jumping, but they do it anyway after saying "no", which is unexpected and twisted. Jumping off a building ain't the best way to improve society, pal.
Anonymous
Same.
Polscorp
That joke ist flatter than the girl that left me. Well... I am gonna beat the Joke AND that Girl cause I am going to be even flatter than both!