When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why do risky people have cats
So they have 10 live with them
my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.
why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
When you’re in India and you start hearing a tick, tick, tick, tick, you run!
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute."
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
