Cow vs Shark

You're more likely to be killed by a cow than by a shark.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. You probably think sharks are the deadliest creatures on the planet. But guess what? Cows, those big, grass-munching machines, kill more people. They're like the silent assassins of the animal kingdom. It's because more people interact with cows on farms and stuff, so there's more opportunity to get stomped. You should probably stay away from cows if you are as dumb as you seem.