Trust jokes
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
True love 😂
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Hitler walks into his meeting room, turns to his trusted staff, and says, “I want you to organize the execution of 10,000 Jews and one kitten.”
Everyone looks around the table and, after a long silence, Goering pipes up. “Mein Fuhrer, why do you want to kill a kitten?”
Hitler smiles and turns to the rest of the table. “You see, no one cares about the Jews.”
Patient: I am sorry, it is my first surgery.
Doctor: Don't worry, mine too.🫡👍
Trust.
Cannibals sucking each other's dick.
I don't trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive.
Danny's Chromebook, Charger in his eager hands, Power for his world.
Fingers click and type, Words flow with electric grace, Thoughts come to life.
Screen illuminates, Imagination takes flight, Limitless pages.
Infinite knowledge, Unleashed through digital realms, Chromebook charger's might.
Danny's trusted friend, Always ready to connect, Bound by cord and fate.
Together they thrive, Exploring vast horizons, Endless possibilities.
Danny with his Chromebook charger, A duo, unstoppable, Unleashing their dreams.
Why shouldn't you trust trees? Because they seem shady.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
It takes a lot of trust for two cannibals to gluck gluck each other. You never know when it's goodbye willy.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
My BFF asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?"
I said: "Why?"
My BFF says: "Well, it's because he was already cheating!"
I said: "KNEW IT!"
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
My girlfriend asked me whether I was having sex behind her back, and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"