Trust Jokes

Stone pig
in Puns

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Anonymous
in Atom

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

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loophole
in Jesus

If Jesus told you to trust everyone that must be why there is a lot of kidnappings

Anonymous
in Cannibal

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

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Anonymous
in Puns

Trust your calculator. It’s something to count on.

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Anne Montague, Rosiebud
in Rose

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us ’cept you can’t trust a poet to tell the truth.

Corny jokes!
in Funny

I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

ANoNyMoUs
in Marriage

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

Anonymous
in South Park

“I’m sorry, Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.”

Kan G'ir

Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

unicorn sprinkles

I only trust people that like big butts… they cannot lie.

I am Major
in Game

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Chase

Why can’t you trust the atom cose they make up everything

Anonymous
in Stairs

I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

Anonymous
in Stairs

I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

Monke

Don’t trust atoms people, they make up EVERYTHING

Allan C.

I don’t really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say ‘press’, but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.

Anonymous

I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive

Amy smith

I only trust people that like big butts