Trust jokes
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy馃槏
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
Why can you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why should you never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
Why can鈥檛 you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.
Don't trust stairs... They are always up to something.
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Answer: A promise.
Hi, my name is Uncle Joe, and I like kids in a way that makes their parents not trust me anymore.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I鈥檓 worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
I don't trust atoms.
They make up everything.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.