Puns

Stone pig

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Atom

Anonymous

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

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Marriage

ANoNyMoUs

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

Funny

Corny jokes!

I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

Puns

Anonymous

Trust your calculator. It’s something to count on.

Game

I am Major

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Atom

Why can’t you trust an atom? Because they make up everything.

Rose

Anne Montague, Rosiebud

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us ’cept you can’t trust a poet to tell the truth.

Lie

unicorn sprinkles

I only trust people that like big butts… they cannot lie.

Daughter

Kan G'ir

Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

Stairs

Anonymous

I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

Stairs

Anonymous

I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

Pee

Weird boi

This shit is weird (as baby girl pees)dad “trust me shitting is weirder “

Atom

Anonymous

dont trust an atom there stupid

Surprise

Allan C.

I don’t really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say ‘press’, but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.

Day

Anonymous

I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive

Atom

Monke

Don’t trust atoms people, they make up EVERYTHING

Stairs

Anonymous

Never trust stairs, they’re always up to something.

Atom

Anonymous

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.