Trust jokes
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, "She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?" The wife replies, "Perform the fucking autopsy!"
Father: "I don't trust you. You poured your seed in my daughter's belly."
Son: "But Paah, you can't fire me."
Father: "You're lucky you're my brother too, or I'd kill you."
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
What’s the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, “I really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!”
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why doesn’t Jesus trust humanity anymore?
Because he doesn’t wanna get double-crossed.