Puns

Stone pig

Dont trust atoms they make up everything.

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Atom

Anonymous

I don’t trust atoms…They always make stuff up…

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Cannibal

Anonymous

What’s the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.

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Funny

Corny jokes!

I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!

Puns

Anonymous

Trust your calculator. It’s something to count on.

Rose

Anne Montague, Rosiebud

Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us ’cept you can’t trust a poet to tell the truth.

Marriage

ANoNyMoUs

Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don’t even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍 After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.

Lie

unicorn sprinkles

I only trust people that like big butts… they cannot lie.

Game

I am Major

My version of the Roses are Red Poem in MW3:

I thought Soap could trust you And so did I too So WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!

Daughter

Kan G'ir

Father : I don’t trust you, You poured your seed in my daughter’s belly,. Son : But Paah you can’t fire me. Father: You’re lucky you’re my brother too or I’d kill you.

Stairs

Anonymous

I don’t trust stairs there always up to something:D

Stairs

Anonymous

I don’t trust stairs because there allwaysup to something

Atom

Anonymous

dont trust an atom there stupid

Surprise

Allan C.

I don’t really trust the press. Sometimes they wear badges that say ‘press’, but if you press those badges they just fall over all surprised.

Day

Anonymous

I dont trust anything that bleeds for more than 5 days and is still alive

Atom

Monke

Don’t trust atoms people, they make up EVERYTHING

Stairs

Anonymous

Never trust stairs, they’re always up to something.

Atom

Anonymous

Why can’t you trust an atom?

Because they make up literally everything.

Depression

R.....

Listen my friends say i am gay but i tell them i am not because i am not happy in fact i have no life you are my friend i trust you with my life know can you take it

Funny

Prankster comes again.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

  1. I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can’t be trusted).

  2. I gatherd some slapies.

  3. The things I gatherd where Tomatos, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried out green beans! all that stuff! To the 4.

  4. I need the tomatos to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish…WRONG!!! I am going to make it into a little snack…anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eye’s cry and burn but I will give them a towl after that. The dried out green beens are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that we make it like its not so iky!

  5. I feed it to them! They overreacted! Please leave a comment. Byee!