Trust jokes
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
Before Marriage Boy: At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No, don't even think about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyy😍
After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
Hey, you wanna hear something funny?
An atom makes up everything. Half of this site contains this joke. Don't trust the internet, kids.
Don't trust atoms, they make up everything.
"Trust falling" with a bridge is more trustworthy than me.
What's the definition of trust?
Two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
If Jesus told you to trust everyone, that must be why there are a lot of kidnappings.
Voting is like doing a group project in school.
I did my part, but I’m worried the rest of you are going to fuck this up.
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Dad: What's the difference between an ELEPHANT and a POSTBOX?
Son: I don't know.
Dad: I'd better not trust you with my post then.
What animal can not be trusted?
A lion 🦁.
So, a husband and a wife have three kids. The husband is on his death bed, and he looks up at his wife and says, "Honey, is our youngest son truly and honestly mine?" She says in response, "I swear on everything that is good and holy, our youngest son is yours." He dies peacefully.
Then she says under her breath, "I'm glad he didn't ask about the first two."
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Never trust stairs, they're always up to something.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
What's the difference between friends and family?
One is actually real.
Why can’t you trust an emo kid?
'Cause they always leave you hanging.