Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyyđ After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
My girlfriend accused me of cheating. I told her she was starting to sound like my wife.
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Dont trust atoms they make up everything.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was âshe was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?â The wife replyâs âperform the fucking autopsy!â
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"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
Whatâs the key to a successful relationship?
Consent.
I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage
I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked If I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt and he disappeared. Shame on you Penaldo.
One day I got home and told my girlfriend "I cheated on you." she replied with "F**k you" I then said "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
A man wakes from a coma. His wife changes out of her black clothes and, irritated, remarks, âI really cannot depend on you in anything, can I!
I tour up my homework, but I then replaced it with this copy it may look like it but trust me its diffrenet! The answers ARE RIGHT better than left!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue. What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Why does JD Vance not need conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.
my sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks im irresponsible so i throw it out the window
What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you? Your virginity
Walk up to the quiet kid and tell him to hang in there, trust me you wonât regret it
"I'm sorry, Wendy, but I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."
