Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
Hey, genius. Get this: the parachute didn't wanna be attached to you when you plummet. It's like when you ditch your vegetables at dinner because you prefer dessert. Parachutes have self-preservation instincts too, you know.