Parachute's Self-Preservation

  • Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

    Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, genius. Get this: the parachute didn't wanna be attached to you when you plummet. It's like when you ditch your vegetables at dinner because you prefer dessert. Parachutes have self-preservation instincts too, you know.

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