I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what’s so sad and she said “What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died”. I replied “probably a bullet”, she gasped and said “do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent’s heads”, I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Today my mom gave me a lecture on how to stay safe during school shootings and when my brother walked past my mom asked me a question "what do you think of going through kids heads during a school shooting " That’s when my brother came back downstairs and said to me and my mom “bullets” we don’t talk about this anymore
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
What’s the last thing that went through John f Kennedy’s head?
A bullet
What’s the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
A guy walks into a bar with a revolver and yells, “WHO THE F*** F***ED MY WIFE!” A man in the back responds, “YOU AINT GOT ENOUGH BULLETS MATE!”
What are so special about bullets ? :- They do work after they are fired
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You’re armed but you only have 2 bullets left, what do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
Hears the news about Sandy Hook Person 1:God,I can only imagine what was going through those kids heads in the last moments of their lives… Person 2:Probably Bullets Person 1:OMG!!Can you even think of what their parents are going through?! Person 2:Probably Coffin Brochures Person 1:… Person 2:Its called dark humor.Dark humor is like food,not everyone gets it.
Chuck Norris: “I block bullets with me beard”. Abraham Lincoln: “I catch bullets with my skull”
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn’t…
What first went through sally’s mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
what was the last thing to go through Jfk’s mind? A Bullet
What’s the difference between a Cop and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone it gets fired.
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can’t get you out of my head.
A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells who the fuck fucked my wife. The bartender answers “Mate you ain’t got enough bullets.”
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain’t got enough bullets.
What do you think is going through kids heads during school shootings. Bullets
