What was the last thing to run through osama bin ladens mind? Probably a bullet.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a jue
One come out the chamber
I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don't understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, what's so sad and she said "What do you think was running through these kid's head before they died". I replied "probably a bullet", she gasped and said "do you have any idea how insensitive that is, what do you think is running through their parent's heads", I said " probably all the money their losing from this funeral".
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
Famous last words:
"Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and says who the fucks be fucking my wife the room goes silent, the guy in the back finishes his beer and says you ain't got enough bullets.
I get so many thing stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What first went through sally's mind when the Nazis came? - a bullet
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other
Do you know what you first feel when you shot someone?
The recoil.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
JFK: Are you a bullet because I can't get you out of my head.
John F. Kenedy: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head
My doctor said "you have 1year to live"
I said " you wanna bet"
Bam a gun shot
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day and she said i could be anything i wanted to be if i put my mind to it, sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it even if it's messy
What dose a peice of gum and a gun have in common
You pull one out everyone wants to be your friend
