Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.
I would go suck some titties, but I’d rather die from being shot than cancer.
Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette, and one's mind will be blown away.
Why is it bad to climb a tree?
You might fall on an orphan! 🫥
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)
If you jump off a building and yell "parkour," how can they tell that it was intentional? T'was a failed stunt.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
A friend of mine told me this joke a long time ago and I have never forgotten it.
A worm was crawling over a train track, and a train ran over him and cut off his ass. The worm turned around to get the piece of his ass back and another train ran over him and cut off his head.
BAD IDEA and a lesson to us all.
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEAD OVER A PIECE OF ASS!! LMAO (literally, kind of)( pretty sure you get it)
Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
Me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls off of a cliff, uses water bucket trick) dies.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator. He says to the bartender, "I have a deal, if I can hold my dick in the alligator's mouth for a minute without it biting, you owe me one drink." And so the bartender agreed.
The man, like he said, had his dick in the alligator's mouth for one minute without it biting, and the bartender gave him a drink. He made another deal, but for two minutes and for two drinks. Sure enough, he was able to do it and he drank his drinks. Then he did it for five minutes and five drinks. He did it and drank his drinks. Then he said to the amazed crowd, "Would anyone like to volunteer?" One man raised his hand. He walked up to the man with the alligator and said, "Just a warning, I don't think I can hold my mouth open that long."
Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.
What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs
What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?
You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.
I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette. Retired after one loss ever.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.
I am the danger.
