Airplane crash jokes
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.
Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?
Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.
What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?
Josef Vasicek.
Did you know the food that was on the plane?
It was the bomb.
Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.
passengers: *start freaking out*
pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.
passengers: *sigh with relief*
pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?
A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.