Airplane crash jokes

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.

It crashed in a cemetery.

They recovered 500 bodies.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.