Airplane crash jokes

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.