Airplane crash jokes

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek, but I think if I make the NHL, I'll die in an airplane crash, so I won't risk it again.

Why was Josef Vasicek a Stanley Cup champion in 2006?

Because you know who was jealous and he went down in 2020.

What do you call someone who is in an airplane crash who was a 2006 Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes?

Josef Vasicek.

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

Q: What song were the pilots of 9/11 listening to? A: 'So Let's Set The World On Fire.'

Wanna hear some famous last words?

"We are just experiencing some turbulence."

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.

I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂

What is the difference between a plane and a helicopter?

A plane hits a building, but a helicopter hits the floor.