The 20+ Best Insurance Jokes

What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses

A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."

I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times 😏

Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver

Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?

Doctor: I'm sorry but your surgery will cost a lot of money. Buuuuuut what's this behind your ear? Oh it's still cancer

What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.

so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car

What’s the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.

I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)

Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen

My friend Amir didn’t have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.