What do you take care of after a car crash? The witnesses
A boy and his mother survived a car crash. The boy asks his mother "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times ๐
Today is sad my sister got hit by a car and I lost my license as a driver
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Why do orphans cry at insurance places They got offered the family plan
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?
Doctor: I'm sorry but your surgery will cost a lot of money. Buuuuuut what's this behind your ear? Oh it's still cancer
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people? Death.
so i was asleep and woke up and went to work my wife left already to her job i was driving my car and ran over someone i woke up in my bed realized it was all a dream 20 minutes later i got a phone call the my wife got hit bye a car
Whatโs the difference between Geico and a wife? Geico saves you more.
I took my son to a drivers school and am surprised because he got his license but soon lost the privilege to drive a car because he ran over my ex on "accident" (I gotta go pay him out of jail)
Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!
Were you bought on a highway . Because thats where most acidents happen
Yo momma so fat when she went for a health consultation, the doc told her to make-do with health insurance.
MERCURY INSURANCE come to our office in Mercury
My friend Amir didnโt have the greatest driving record because of all the car crashes he got in. He only crashed his plane once in a building. So he had a much better flying record.
when the card declines on child insurance
was he under insurance claim?
