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The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

And the lord said unto John “come forth and you will receive eternal life” but John came fifth and won a toaster

And the lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”

But John came fifth, and won a toaster

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

Go Kermit toaster bath

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.