Toaster jokes
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Go Kermit, toaster bath.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
OKAYYYY guys, today we're going to make DIY bath bombs. I bet y'all already have the first ingredient right here in your kitchen:
*looks at toaster*
Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.
I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
Roses are red, my toaster too,
Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"
I was looking forward to some toast...
So I took the toaster in the bath with me.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ”What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavorless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelord.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?