Go Kermit toaster bath
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof
And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life". But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D