Go Kermit toaster bath
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
I’m shocked, my new toaster isn’t waterproof
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.
FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Leprechauns are stupid. No joke
Are you a toaster?
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.
When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What is the best type of bath bomb?
Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups
Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.
I was looking forward to some toast…
So i took the toaster in the bath with me
Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I’ve burnt the house down what do now do I screw.
i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon
r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)