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Bath

Anonymous

Go Kermit toaster bath

Bomb

(optional)

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Depression

Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Ugliness

Anonymous

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

Number

Anonymous

And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

Life

Anonymous

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

Life

Anonymous

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

Shock

Anonymous

I’m shocked, my new toaster isn’t waterproof

Life

MR MOM

And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Time

Sydney

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

Confusion

Cthulhu

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Puns

michael woodage

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

Bomb

Trissyyyy

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

Red

JImothy

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke

Are you a toaster?

Shooting

Adam is a NERD

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

Connection

Anonymous

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups

Toast

Anonymous

I was looking forward to some toast…

So i took the toaster in the bath with me

Paint

Anonymous

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)

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