Go Kermit toaster bath
Toaster Jokes
The Toaster;
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
I’m shocked, my new toaster isn’t waterproof
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?
Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
i jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times what am i? a toaster
Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you