Go Kermit, toaster bath.
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
Your mamma's so ugly, even the toaster wouldn't get in the bathtub with her.
And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
So I asked my mom for a bath bomb, she just gave me a toaster.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
What is the coolest bath bomb for emos?
A toaster.
The toaster;
otherwise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
Jesus said to his disciples, "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life." Thomas came fifth, however, so he only got a toaster.
Me- *crying in the shower*
Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
