Toaster Jokes

Anonymous

Go Kermit toaster bath

(optional)

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Your Local Poor Girl
in Depression

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Anonymous

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

Anonymous

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

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The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Anonymous

I’m shocked, my new toaster isn’t waterproof

Doing ya mom

So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster

Anonymous
in Number

And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

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Anonymous
in Surprise

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

kennah
in Depression

are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you

MR MOM
in Disease

And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

depressed band kid
in Depression

Me- crying in the shower Also me- why is my toaster in here?

The Toaster: The best bath bomb!

Anonymous
in Jesus

Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.

Anonymous

what is the coolest bath bomb for emos

a toaster

87

i jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times what am i? a toaster

notsuicidal I justlike to make fun of it

Are you a toaster? Because I wanna take a bath with you

Toma The Cat
in Depression

Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D

Anonymous

Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you