Toaster jokes

I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.

Go Kermit, toaster bath.

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof.

Don't turn the toaster sideways, worst mistake of my life.

I will remember my brother's last words: if you can't put a fork in a toaster, how about a spoon?

Roses are red, my toaster too,

Oh shit, I've burnt the house down, what do I do?

Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take a bath with you ;)

I got a toaster for my birthday and said, "Yay, new bath bomb!"

Me- *crying in the shower*

Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*

My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

I was looking forward to some toast...

So I took the toaster in the bath with me.

911 what's your emergency?

"Burning in toaster."

"Toast?"

"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"

"Set fire to my forest!"

Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Say "toast" three times. Spell "toast" three times. What do you put in a toaster? The answer?

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)