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And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

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And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life". But John came fifth and won a toaster.

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.