Bath

Anonymous

Go Kermit toaster bath

Bomb

(optional)

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

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Depression

Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

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Ugliness

Anonymous

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

5

Confusion

Anonymous

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

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Number

Anonymous

And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

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John

Anonymous

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

John

MR MOM

And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Shock

Anonymous

I’m shocked, my new toaster isn’t waterproof

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Spell

Sydney

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

Puns

michael woodage

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

Depression

Anonymous

Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you

Bomb

Trissyyyy

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

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Red

JImothy

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke

Are you a toaster?

Shooting

Adam is a NERD

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

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Confusion

Cthulhu

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Connection

Anonymous

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups

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Week

Anonymous

Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.

Toast

Anonymous

I was looking forward to some toast…

So i took the toaster in the bath with me

Red

Urmum

Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I’ve burnt the house down what do now do I screw.

Hang

Anonymous

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)