Go Kermit toaster bath
I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof
The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.
i jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times what am i? a toaster
Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.
And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
The Toaster;
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you
are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D
Jesus said to his disciples "Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life". Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.
Me- *crying in the shower* Also me- *why is my toaster in here?*
roses are red, I'm not a boaster. Elon must got rushed to hospital after impregnating toaster.
