Go Kermit toaster bath

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

I’m shocked, my new toaster isn’t waterproof

And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke

Are you a toaster?

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups

I was looking forward to some toast…

So i took the toaster in the bath with me

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)