Bath

Anonymous

Go Kermit toaster bath

Bomb

(optional)

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Ugliness

Anonymous

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

5

Depression

Your Local Poor Girl

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

Confusion

Anonymous

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

Number

Anonymous

And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

6

Shock

Anonymous

I’m shocked, my new toaster isn’t waterproof

Surprise

Anonymous

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

Disease

MR MOM

And the Lord said onto John, “Come forth to receive eternal life”. But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Jesus

Anonymous

Jesus said to his disciples “Go forth and ye shall receive eternal life”. Thomas came fifth however so he only got a toaster.

Depression

Anonymous

Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you

Toast

Sydney

Say toast 3 times. Spell toast 3 times. What do you put in a toaster. What is the answer.

Puns

michael woodage

FUN FACT: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

Red

JImothy

Leprechauns are stupid. No joke

Are you a toaster?

Shooting

Adam is a NERD

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

3

Confusion

Cthulhu

When I found out that my toaster wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked.

Depression

Your daily dose of InTeRnEt

my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.

Bomb

Trissyyyy

What is the best type of bath bomb?

A toaster.

Connection

Anonymous

Just got a new internet connected toaster. It wouldnt work until I enabled Pop Ups

Week

Anonymous

Last week I found out my toaster is waterproof.

Toast

Anonymous

I was looking forward to some toast…

So i took the toaster in the bath with me

Roses are red

Urmum

Roses are red my toaster too, oh shit I’ve burnt the house down what do now do I screw.

Last Word

asmetic

i will remember my brothers last words: if you cant put a fork in a toaster how about a spoon

Hang

Anonymous

r u a toaster? cuz i wanna take a bath wit u r u a knife? cuz u make me wanna kms r u a painting? cuz i hang u r u the flu? cuz u make me wanna hurl r u a newspaper? cuz u have new problems everyday r u the ground? cuz im six feet deep in u ;)