Toaster Jokes

Go Kermit toaster bath

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

Are you a toaster? Bc I want to take a bath w you ;)

The most confusing day of my life was when I found out my toaster was waterproof.

You’re mamma’s so ugly, even the toaster wouldn’t get in the bathtub with her.

dentist: open up sir

me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea

dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth

me: :O ohhhh my bad

dentist : do u need help??

me: yep

dentist:...

me: ....

I'm shocked, my new toaster isn't waterproof

And the lord said unto john come forth and you will receive eternal life, but john came fifth and won a toaster

The Toaster;

other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.

And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster

And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.” But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

what is the coolest bath bomb for emos

a toaster

And the Lord said onto John, "Come forth to receive eternal life". But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

How many emos like anagrams?

Some.

What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?

Emold.

What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

What do you call flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”

Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

How do you pull an emo from a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

They’re both white and flavourless.

What do emo birds call their mouths?

Bleaks.

What do you call an obese emo teen?

An edgelard.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

How are cats and emos different from one another?

The cat still has 8 other lives.

Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

They are playing Fruit Ninja.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why would the emo swallow a clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are Emos still around?

Because the suffering never ends.

What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

You encourage them.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What is the favourite game of an emo?

Hangman.

Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

So it could cut itself.

A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

Heyyy I just found out my toaster is waterproof:D

Are you a toaster because I want to take a bath with you

are you a toaster? cause i wanna take a bath w you

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.