New Risk Jokes

If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.

why is bungee jumping similar to a comdom. because if the rubber snaps, your f***ed

The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal

What’s worse than running with scissors? Scissoring With the runs

Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?

Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.

"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"

"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute."

How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.

I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.

I am the danger

Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)

I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.