Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.
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Hi, my name is Blade/Stuart.
It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.
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i beat up a failed musician until he started crying. i thought a few hits would cheer him up!
a suicidal boy went up too a tree and said "hi". The tree never responded; it left him hanging.
why are orphans not that good at baseball? they can never hit a homerun.
what kind of work from school can't orphans do? homework!
what do you call a skeleton that does nothing all day? a lazy bones!
What's the difference between me and a knife? One has a point and the other doesn't.
Why did the pencil want to kill himself? He had no point in life.
I asked the librarian if they haad any books on anxiety. She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"
The teacher made us present a slideshow to introduce ourselves. Mine is bright and colorful with music. It was so good that a kid started dancing!
I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground. I don't know why my friends look disgusted.
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
What does my arm have in common with paper? They both can be cut.
Why did the math book kill itself? it had too many problems.
What do my parents have in common with Nemo? They can't be found :')
The depressed kid walked into the counselor's office. "I'm feeling like killing myself," he said. "Oh no! Don't worry, sweetie, just hang in there!," the counselor responded.