Rubeedi

Hi, my name is Blade/Stuart/AJ. Idk what else to put lolz
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When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.

What's the difference between me and a knife?

One has a point, and the other doesn't.

I asked the librarian if they had any books on anxiety.

She replied with, "Won't you worry a lot about returning it late?"