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What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.

What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.

Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?

They're cool and chill.

What do you call a skeleton's erection? A boner.

When I was feeling suicidal, I called the suicide hotline and they left me hanging.

I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.

How did the person feel when his partner wouldn't perform a golden shower on him? Pissed off.

Is your MBTI type INFP? Cause you're so FiNe.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

What do you call a group of emo kids?

The Suicide Squad.

I've had conversations with many people. Some of them were drier than my dad's ashes.

Clothes are gay. They're in a closet.

It's easy to tell if a skeleton is lying to you because you can see right through them.

What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself?

A hypoteNUSE!

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

A suicidal boy went up to a tree and said "hi".

The tree never responded; it left him hanging.

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.