Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
You can’t be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."
a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
