Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
me: have you ever went sky diving friend:No me:Well don't it sucks friend:Why me:They gave me a parachute and I lived
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
You can’t be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
If prostitution had a tax exempt status and if a adult book store had a tax exempt status because of a glory hole churches would have to do something else to keep their tax exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack
I always hit on 16, the get busted
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once We had sex afterwards even though she lost
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam? Dam Fools
