Cow Jokes

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!

Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

- What do you call a feminine cow

-A dairy queen

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"

What do you call a cow that eats grass?

a lawn mooer

How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer

What cow can part water? Mooses