What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?


What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?


How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”

What does a cow watch


What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

What do you call a cow with no toes

Lac-toes intolerant

What did the cow and bull do for their first date? - Dinner and a Moovie.

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.