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Fat

❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Baby

Anonymous

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Puns

Anonymous

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

Dwarf

Anonymous

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

Puns

Anonymous

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

Earthquake

None of your business.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!

Medicine

Daniel King

Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

Blue

Cowlover2023

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

Calf

Coffee

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated

Queen

Anonymous
  • What do you call a feminine cow

-A dairy queen

Animal

Anonymous

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

Fence

Big Boss Tom

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

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Moo

Mr. Steak

What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”

Calculator

Anonymous

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

Milk

Georgia

whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake

Animal

Anonymous

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

Baby

Anonymous

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

Herd

Anonymous

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

Sound

Anonymous

what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

Milk

CDR

Here’s a better version of a previous joke:

I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!

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