Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?
At the farmacy.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother
How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What does a cow say when he remembers something? "I have deja moo!"
What do you call a cow that eats grass?
a lawn mooer
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
what do you call a sleeping bull? A bull dozer
What cow can part water? Mooses
