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There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

knock knock who’s there cows go cows go who? no silly cows go moo

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.