Cow

Cow Jokes

Homework

Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

Smurf

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

Field

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...

Hoof

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? -- Because they lactose.

Cinderblock

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"

Wire

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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  • Milk

    What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

    Throwing the cow across the lake.

    Mother

    What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

    "It's pasture bed time."

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