There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

De-calf-inated

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?

YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!

Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??

A:Blue Cheese

How do you count cows? – With a cowculator.

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

What does a cow watch

Moootube

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

What does a cow say when he remembers something? “I have deja moo!”

want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

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