There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

want to hear a joke a bout milk… no it’s to cheesey.

What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?


What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

What does a cow watch


Where do cows 🐮 get their medicine 💊?

At the farmacy.

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, “Aren’t you worried about this mad cow disease that’s been going around?” The other cow replied, “Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I’m a rabbit!”

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?


What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? “It’s pasture bed time.”

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

Bad cows, bad cows, whatcha gonna moo?!

What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?

A milkshake.

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

How are a mouse and a bale of hay alike. The cat’ll eat it (the cattle eat it)