There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

What do you get from a dwarf cow?

Condensed milk

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence

Udder destruction

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

Two cows standing in a paddock, one says moo, the other turns to him and says ‘I was just going to say that’

What does a cow watch


what is a cows favorite move?-- the sound of moooosic

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef. What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Your mom.

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

What do you call a Sad Depressed Artist? Anything But Cows of Woe.

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’

“Mc Donald’s.”

A Man and a Cow are stuck on train tracks and There is a Train in the distance about to hit both of them. A vegan sees this and tries to help. Who does He save, The man or the cow? Neither. He isn’t strong enough to lift either of them.

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

How did the cow break up with the other cow? He said he moo-ved on