There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Lily?” The mother replies, “Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born.” The third baby comes up and asks, “Momma, why is my name Daisy?” The momma cow again replieds" Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, “Huh Ruh Buh Duh!” The momma cow says, “Shut up, Cinderblock!”

My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high…

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.

Déjà Moo: The feeling you’ve heard this bull before

What do you call a cow with a twitch? – Beef jerky.

What do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? – Because the cow has the udder.

Where do cows go on holiday? – Moo Zealand.

What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”

How does a cow become invisible? – Through camooflage.

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

What is a cow’s favorite party game? Moo-sical chairs!

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.

Why was the cow afraid? He was a cow-herd.

Why do cows wear bells? – Because their horns don’t work.

I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.

‘’ What place can you always find suicidal cows at? ‘’

“Mc Donald’s.”

What do you call an idiotic cow

A mis-steak!

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don’t have cows we have Bulls

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