Fuck it suicide is wrong but if you jump off a bridge and yell parkor its a failed stunt
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, your f**ked.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and i'm not gonna die the same way.
Say what you want about Pedophiles but at least they drive slow through school zones
5 out of 6 scientists say Russian Roulette is safe.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT GET OUT!" Priest: "Ok, what about the children?" Father:"FUCK THE CHILDREN" Preist:" Do you think we'll have time?"
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
Stephen hawkings is such a bad role model for our kids
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street
stop hating on pedos at least the drive slow in school zones
Roses are red Violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I where you...
I went to the shooting range the other day after a while I realized I was the only one there so I decided to go home and saw on the news that there was a mass school shooting and there were reporters on the scene, man I knew I should have stayed around a little longer.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
My friend was a victim of a school shooting once but he couldnt tell if they were in the library because of the suppressor on his ar
When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom and you think your in the clear but the Down syndrome kid says “goodbye”
My grandpa may be a pedo but at least he slows down in the school car park
When the speedbump in a school zone screams so you go faster
Rape can happen to anybody, so I think I will continue taking the short cut home through the dark alleyways wearing barely anything and walk really close to bushes
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
Q.What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
