There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel - Crackling of fire - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you - Cats purring
god creating cats GOD:make the most fluffy cute thing you can think of ANGEL:ok.......................................anything else GOD:YES PUT RAZOR BLADES ON ITS FEET!!!!!!!!
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
What is the difference between a cat and a complex sentence? -- A cat has claws at the end of its paws. A complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer : Chi-ca-go
What did the cat say when he got mad?
Im hissed
Q: Why did the cat get arrested A: he was caught littering
Why are cats 🐈 good at video games!
Because they have nine lives!
whats a cats favorite color purrrrple
why did helen kellers cat run away? i would run away if my name was jufhvfhvurhkso
what did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
meooooow
What's a popular name in China? Curiosity, because curiosity killed the cat.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
how do you pet a psychopaths cat?
you get it out of the microwave
Where does a French cat live? -in Purr-is OR -in the Catacombs OR -in a chat-eau
what do you do when your cats not home.
Answer: you play with your neighbors pussy
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
I once had a cat that reminded me of Doug Ford. Fat, mean and probably inbred.
What's a kind of cat that lives in the water? Octopus _____
