Rock

Rock Jokes

Meteor

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Dark Humor

Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."

Coconut

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

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  • Toilet Paper

    I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

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  • Rock Bottom

    Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

    Idiot

    I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

    Grandfather

    A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

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  • Music

    People's music when friends are around: *rock*

    When they are gone: "Come on, vamanos, everybody let's go!"