Rock jokes
Hi, I am Bill.
You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?
One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because these jokes are not funny.
Here's why the chicken crossed the road...
The chicken was on the run from a crazy-ass butcher ready to murder the poor thing, so the chicken crossed the road. The chicken was crossing the road, then a blind kid saw the chicken, and the kid was hit by a flying rock, his vision was blurred (what vision?) and was actually cured of the blind. The chicken ran and jumped into a truck's opening and was never seen again... The kid got up from the ground and looked at the road, to see the chicken was not there, and said..." The chicken crossed the road...." The kid yelled at everyone about the chicken crossing the road and got a lot of positive attention. Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Reddit were full of the chicken nonsense and gained widespread attention from N.A to Asia in only 1 day.
The butcher was arrested for the attempted murder of a joke animal and was sentenced to over 20 years in solitary confinement, and a few weeks later, the sentence was moved to a life sentence, and the butcher became known as The ChicKiller.
The End (hope you enjoyed, I was bored so I made this shit...)
Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Jesus is a rock music fan.
Because he likes Nine Inch Nails.
A horse, a fox, and a bunny join together and make a rock band. They started doing tiny gigs, but they got famous and went on tour. They all got so famous it went to their heads, and the band disbanded. The fox made his, and the bunny made her own. The horse was sad that the band was no more, so he went to a bar, and the bartender asked why the long face?
What’s big, red, and eats rocks?
A big, red, rock eater.