You know, most people take rocks for granite… sorry

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

why are girls and rocks so alike? if there flat they get skipped.

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Apparently rock bottom has a basement… :\

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want

Geology rocks!

Look I didn’t hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol

When you steal the weird pet rock so he pulls out his pet glock

If olive oil is made of olives, then baby oil is made of…