Puns

PotatoChan

You know, most people take rocks for granite… sorry

Difference

Bennyysbanter

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

Legs

Anonymous

Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.

Moon

Daniel King

Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Baby

Anonymous

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

Puns

Sir-Duck

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.

Kid

Anonymous

I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way

Dad

Epic Person 0_o

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”

Sadness

Ray

Look I didn’t hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Sadness

Anonymous stranger

What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped

Toilet

Anonymous

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock

Girl

Billy

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

Start

Anonymous

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Sadness

your freindly fen

Apparently rock bottom has a basement… :\

Licking

Gay_crushing snapchat

How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want

Singing

Anonymous

What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.

People

Anonymous beeing

rocks are used to much people take em for granite

Rock

Anonymous mouse

rocks rock and crack-

Chair

Anonymous

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol

People

Anonymous

peoples music when friends are around : rock

when the are gone: “Come on vamonos, everybody let’s go”

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