You know, most people take rocks for granite… sorry
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
Kid: hey dad whats dark humor ? Dad: go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him . Kid: but dad I dont have any legs or arms . Dad: exactly son.
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
I came home from school One day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks so I did except I kicked him out him and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way
A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a “no”. His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, “Why do you keep asking me to croak?” The granddaughter replies, “Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland.”
Look I didn’t hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
What does a rock and a girl have in common? The flat ones get skipped
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Apparently rock bottom has a basement… :\
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want
What rock group has four men that don’t sing? – Mount Rushmore.
rocks are used to much people take em for granite
rocks rock and crack-
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. … she likes to rock And roll lol
peoples music when friends are around : rock
when the are gone: “Come on vamonos, everybody let’s go”