Rock jokes

You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry.

Apparently, rock bottom has a basement.... :\

Look, I didn't hit rock bottom. I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.

Why is a moon rock tastier than an Earth rock?

Because it’s a little meteor.

Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?

... she likes to rock and roll lol.

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks." I tried it, and it doesn't.

Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"

Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."

Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."

Dad: "Exactly, son."

Rocks rock and crack!

A grandfather is on his rocking chair. His grandson comes to him and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds with a "no". His granddaughter then comes along and asks him to croak, to which the grandfather responds, "Why do you keep asking me to croak?" The granddaughter replies, "Because Dad says if you do, we get to go to Disneyland."

How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?

You rock-it!

Hi, I am Bill.

I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣

I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

When you steal the weird pet rock, so he pulls out his pet Glock.

What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"

Rocks are used too much; people take 'em for granite.

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex?

One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at, the other one is a coconut.

I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.

I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper. Because a huge rock is headed towards Earth, and paper covers rock.

I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.