You know, most people take rocks for granite... sorry
Why is a moon rock tastier than an earth rock?
Because it’s a little meteor.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
hi i am bill
Apparently rock bottom has a basement.... :\
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
I figured out why everyone is buying toilet paper because a huge rock is headed towards earth and paper covers rock
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
rocks are used to much people take em for granite
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair. .... she likes to rock And roll lol
What category of music did JFK like. You could say he was a metalhead.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's Rock hard abs😉🤭🤣
White girl : So this crystal cures my depression and helps me lose weight? Me holding a rock of meth : YES!!!
What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
Rock paper lesbians.
