Risk Jokes

Gather 6 friends to play Russian roulette and one's mind will be blown away.

The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌

a man walks into a bar, and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. when he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" the man decided not to take the risk. he thought the steaks where too high.

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in

Five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.

me testing if there is fall damage in real life (falls of of a cliff uses water bucket trick ) dies

I stood on the edge a building and someone yelled "Do a flip!" .....and I did.

I am the danger

I've got an impressive record at Russian roulette, retired after one loss ever.

Well, I didn’t get as high as I wanted to, but I’m high enough that if I fall I’d probably break something.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11

Why do risky people have cats

So they have 10 live with them

So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

my mom said " Don't jump off we need you" and i said "no" then i jump off a building and died.

I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)

A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said: "I have good news and bad news." The wife said: "What's the good news? "We managed to save his arm." "What's the bad news?" "We couldn't save the rest of him."