Risk

Risk jokes

Daredevil

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

Roulette

I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.

Tylenol

A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."

Death

Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.

Memes

Suicide

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

9/11

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Self Harm

My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

Life

My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.

I always hit on 16, then get busted.

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  • Cigarette

    What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

    They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

    Comedian

    I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.

    The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.