Risk

Risk Jokes

True fact: Five out of six people think Russian roulette is safe. (Russian roulette is a game where you put 1 bullet in a pistol that has 6 chambers each person spins it and try not to land on the bullet to find out if you got the bullet or not you point the gun at yourself and pull the trigger)

Well, I didnā€™t get as high as I wanted to, but Iā€™m high enough that if I fall Iā€™d probably break something.

When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute? 2001/9/11

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So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I donā€™t care what yā€™all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. Iā€™ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Yā€™all need to give more respect to the miningā› community.