What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?
One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
If at first you don't succeed,
Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you.
You'll end up DEAD if you don't stop COFFIN!!!
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
Some people say I like heights; others say I'm a daredevil.
In reality, I like killing myself.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
