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    Anonymous

    2 years ago

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    A rock formation with a deep vertical crevice is shown. The caption says: "And this is how teenage boys get stuck in caves."
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    Bozo

    2 years ago
    A man is about to eat a very large hamburger. The text on the image says, "Children under the age of 3. Products containing small parts."
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    Jade that's depressed

    2 years ago

    Bestfriend meme

    The image shows a two-panel scene from a TV show. In the top panel, a man stands on a ledge and says, "I'm going to jump!". In the bottom panel, another man with a megaphone yells "Do a flip!" while text above him reads "*best friend*".
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    Advice

    2 years ago

    dd flat fr

    A tweet by @TokyosVz that says: "you attract what you fear" AAHHH two latinas who goin tie me down and give me a foot job until I have a seizure AAHHH.
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    Manga fan

    2 years ago

    Meme:

    A close-up shot of a squash plant with a sharp twig impaled on a thin vine. The text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant are low but never zero."
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    Heroin Monkey

    6 months ago
    The image shows a four-panel cartoon. In the first panel, a male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Wanda, I wish I had spider-man powers." The second panel shows Wanda, a fairy character with pink hair, looking distressed and saying, "Noooooo, Timmy, that's dangerous, you could put at risks all of humanity." In the third panel, the same male character with a beard and a red hat says, "Cosmo, I wish to change the mass of the proton." The fourth panel shows Cosmo, a fairy character with green hair, smiling and saying, "LOL, Great idea, Timmy, let's see what happens."
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    Anonymous

    1 year ago
    A man walks away on a foggy path. The text overlay reads "MY DICK HAS LEAD ME TO PLACES I WOULDN'T EVEN GO WITH A GUN."
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    LoserIsPro

    2 years ago

    Funny Test Answers #5

    The text on a test reads "Write an example of a risk." Below is the handwritten word "This." with a red check mark.
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    A Star Wars Fan

    6 months ago
    The top part of the image shows a test question: "Short Answer #5 (10 points): Provide an example of a risk." The student answers: "No.". The bottom part of the image has the text "The student:" and a picture from a movie. There is text below the movie scene: "As you see my Jedi powers are far beyond yours."
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    Heroin Monkey

    1 year ago
    A man is sitting on a plane. The text says, "If Sal doesn't send me $200 in 12 minutes, everyone on this plane will be tonight's big loser."
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    Heroin Monkey

    1 year ago
    The image shows a revolver with one bullet loaded. The text above the gun says "Fun fact: 5 in 6 people finds russian roulette completely harmless."
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    Wade

    1 year ago

    This is real, sorta

    A movie poster style image with Arnold Schwarzenegger front and center, looking serious. He's in a red State Farm polo shirt. Behind him are people. At the bottom, a family, and another State Farm agent rescuing a girl from an explosion. The text says "SCHWARZENEGGER" at the top, "AGENT STATE FARM" in the middle, and "WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE." plus additional small print.
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    MATTIX

    2 months ago
    The image shows two cars and the text "If your car doesn't scare you a little, it's not fast enough." The top picture shows a red sports car with smoke coming from the tires. The bottom picture shows a small red car on two wheels.
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    β„‘π”ͺ π”šπ”¦π”±π”₯ 𝔖𝔱𝔲𝔭𝔦𝔑

    1 year ago

    real

    A man with a wide, slightly maniacal smile is in the bottom part of the image. Above him in white letters it says: "Driving at 200 mph in a school zone:".
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    2 years ago

    VAPING IS ALSO BAD

    The image is an infographic about the dangers of smoking. It lists many of the negative health effects of smoking.  It states that within 10 seconds of a puff, toxic chemicals reach organs. Smoking harms most of the body, increases disease risk, and affects look, feel, finances and people close to you. Nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive and it releases dopamine. Nicotine dependence happens when the brain craves dopamine. Smoking is a major cause of cardiovascular disease, heart attack, and stroke. It increases the risk of blood clots. Some smokers have limbs amputated due to blood circulation problems.  A graph lists the annual deaths caused by cigarette smoking in the United States between 2005-2009. It shows over 479,989 deaths. The causes include: lung cancer, ischemic heart disease, chronic obstructive pulmonary disease, other diagnoses, stroke, and other cancers. The stages of lung cancer are shown.
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    Heroin Monkey

    8 months ago
    The text says "SchrΓΆdinger's blowjob?" followed by a description of a hypothetical scenario. It states that while blindfolded one receives the best blowjob ever. The identity of the person is not known and it could be anyone such as Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold or even the fireman's cat. The question asked is if you would take off the blindfold to find out, or just leave it on.
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    EnochTyr

    1 year ago

    ...maybee

    Mickey Mouse is looking sly. The text above him says: "When someone asks you why you're carrying a strobe light into an epilepsy ward." The text below him says: "It's a surprise tool that will help us later."
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    Sooploosh MacSchnibble

    8 months ago
    The image is a comic strip showing three panels. In the first panel, an elderly man in military attire is talking to a younger man sitting next to him, who is also playing a video game. The text says, "WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I DEFEATED THE NAZIS IN HOLLAND." The younger man responds, "You have to let me go, grandpa. It's not your fault you inspired me to join the military. I knew the risks when I signed up. It was my choice." In the second panel, the younger man fades and becomes translucent. The text says, "Men shouldn't die so young." In the third panel, the elderly man is sitting alone on the chair.
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    Cricket Green

    1 year ago

    I made this dumb meme to show u

    The image shows the stonks man, with his arms crossed and a serious look on his face. Above him, text says, "When I have a pet badger". Next to him, an orange arrow points up and to the right with the word "Rabies" in a white box. The background is a blue graph with different values and percentages.
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    Cutepink

    1 year ago
    A four-panel image with the text "You go to the elevator in doors" with the Meme Man with hands over his face and the text "Panik", then the text "It is safe to go out" with the Meme Man with the text "Kalm", then the text "You found 50 gold in one drawer" with the Meme Man with yellow glowing eyes and text "Kalm", then the text "Rush came to kill you" with Meme Man with hands over face and text "Panik".
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