Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7 and 9. -- The odds were against me.
I'm funny but sad I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
You know when you sign up for something and it says *im not a robot* guess he never had the chance to tick that
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
if at first you don't succeed Maybe Russian Roulette isn't for you
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair. He couldn't stand a chance.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
If you bet on Russian roulette even if you win you still lose
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning and think damn better luck next time
Jack and Jill went up the hill 'cause Jack took a viagra, Jill was drunk fell to her knee, Jack had his chance did Jill till 3
All my life I wanted to be somebody. I wanted to achieve something. Now, after messing up my life at every possible chance, I finally realize that what I really want is to have been someone after following through with one thing.
I’d make a joke to fetty wap on this but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this
What time is it when you get a chance to take a car 🚗 and drive all over? Time to get in trouble
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
Why did the rapper carry an UMBRELLA?
Because he heard there was a 50% chance of "Lil Wayne"
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
In 2006 on 6/9, there was something called communication opportunity happened. On 6/9. 69. Coincidence? I think NOT.
