I'm never going bungee jumping because a cord bridged me into the world. It's not taking me out.
Bungee Jumping Refusal
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is for peeps who think bungee jumping is a one-way trip. The person is saying they ain't jumping because they believe the cord that brought them into the world (umbilical) ain't gonna be the same one to take them out (bungee cord). It's a play on birth and death, see? You probably still need to ask your mom what an umbilical cord is.
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