Minor Jokes

Dark Humor

Anonymous

What's a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

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Spoonman

What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

Not Chris Hansen

Girls are like math, if theyre under 10 use your fingers

Anonymous

i groomed 2 minors today

Joe Bazza

in Michael Jackson

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Priest

Anonymous

What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor

3

Just Why

Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...

In A Minor

J0K35

in Beach

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

Ari

in People

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

Music

Anonymous

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

Music

Anonymous

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Japanese

Anonymous

why didn't the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging

hero

if her age is on the clock she can sit on my cock

bussy

in Priest

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Finger

Anonymous

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor

Anonymous

in Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

4

Heathens-Outcasts

in Puns

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor

Fetus Deletus

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

0

XTREME

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor

TemChez

in Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.