Minor jokes
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Or Holy Oils work
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
I groomed 2 minors today.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.
If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.