What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.