Minor jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
I groomed 2 minors today.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Why was the guitarist arrested? He fingered a minor.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.