Minor Jokes

What's a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

Girls are like math, if theyre under 10 use your fingers

i groomed 2 minors today

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor

Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...

In A Minor

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

why didn't the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging

if her age is on the clock she can sit on my cock

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering A minor

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.