Minor

Minor Jokes

Sex

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

College

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Piano

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Arrest

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.