Minor Jokes

Anonymous
in Music

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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Anonymous
in Priest

What is a priests favorite song --Magic flute in A minor

3
Joe Bazza
in Michael Jackson

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

Anonymous

What's a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

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Please welcome Mozarts The Magic Flute...

In A Minor

Stefan
in Michael Jackson

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite Piano note? A Minor

bussy
in Priest

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Anonymous

i groomed 2 minors today

Spoonman

What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

Anonymous

what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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Anonymous

What's Michael Jackson's favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Heathens-Outcasts
in Puns

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor

Not Chris Hansen

Girls are like math, if theyre under 10 use your fingers

Anonymous

why didn't the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging

TemChez
in Michael Jackson

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A Minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Ari
in People

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger 'a minor'

Anonymous

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor