Minor Jokes

Anonymous
in Music

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

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Anonymous
in Priest

What is a priests favorite song –Magic flute in A minor

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Anonymous

What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden

A kindergarden

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Joe Bazza
in Michael Jackson

Why wasn’t Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

bussy
in Priest

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Anonymous
in Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor

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Anonymous

What’s Michael Jackson’s favourite thing to do on guitar? Fingering A minor

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Heathens-Outcasts
in Puns

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor

Spoonman

What’s the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them

Anonymous

what dose BLM stand for. biden loves minors

Anonymous

why didn’t the Japanese guy a high five? logan paul left him hanging

Ari
in People

what is a pedophiles favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

Anonymous

Q: how can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor

Anonymous

Why was the guitar teacher arrested? For fingering a minor.

Not Chris Hansen

Girls are like math, if theyre under 10 use your fingers

J0K35
in Beach

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

Anonymous

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense

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Fetus Deletus

Why was the guitarist arrested?

He fingered a minor.

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camel toe
in Michael Jackson

why was michael jackson fired as a guitar teacher because he fingerd a minor

Anonymous
in Music

You guys know the notes A Minor and D? I really like putting D in A Minor!