Minor jokes

Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?

A kindergarden.

What is a priest's favorite song?

-- Magic Flute in A minor.

What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?

A sea minor.

I groomed 2 minors today.

Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.

If a priest listens to sad music in his church, he really enjoys being deep in minor.

If her age is on the clock, she can sit on my cock.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?

A: He rapes D minor.

What is a pedophile's favorite song?

Jerking off in A minor.

My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."

Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.

Why was the guitar teacher arrested?

For fingering a minor.

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

What was the pedophile charged with when he was arrested? A minor offense.

Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.

what does BLM stand for?

Biden loves minors.