Minor jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
What's the best part about having sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them.
Girls are like math, if they're under 10, use your fingers.
I groomed 2 minors today.
What is a priest's favorite song?
-- Magic Flute in A minor.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering a minor.
What is a pedophile's favorite song?
Jerking off in A minor.
What do you call a rejected guitarist who now lives on the beach?
A sea minor.
Q: How can you tell that a pedophile likes music?
A: He rapes D minor.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five? Logan Paul left him hanging.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Michael Jackson was once a guitar teacher, but he got fired because he fingered a minor.
Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft, and I’ll show you A-flat minor.
what does BLM stand for?
Biden loves minors.
Why was the guitarist arrested?
He fingered a minor.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.