Risk Jokes

I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again

Funny Test Answers #5

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

VAPING IS ALSO BAD

DON'T SMOKE!
WHAT A JOKE!
Within 10 seconds of your first puff,
the toxic chemicals in tobacco
smoke reach your brain, heart and
other organs. Smoking harms
almost every part of your body and
increases your risk of many
diseases. Smoking also affects how
you look and feel, your finances and
the people close to you.
Smoking causes most lung
cancers and can cause
cancer almost anywhere
on the body.
Avg. Annual Deaths Attributable to Cigarette Smoking
In the United States, 2005-2009
Stroke 15,300 (4%)
Other
Diagnoses
56,800 (10%)
Chronic
Obstructive
Pulmonary
Disease
100,600 (21%)
As the nicotine levels in your body fade, your
brain craves more dopamine. The longer you
have been smoking, the more dopamine you
need to feel good. You become dependent on
nicotine.
Other Cancers
36,000 (8%)
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More Than
479,989
US Deaths Attributable
Each Year to
Cigarette Smoking
The nicotine in tobacco is highly addictive. It makes
your brain release a chemical called dopamine.
Dopamine is a 'feel good' chemical that makes you
feel happy helps you to concentrate gives you more
energy.
Lung Cancer Stages
Lung Cancer
137,989 (29%)
Ischemic
Heart Disease
133,300 (28%)
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healthy lungs
early-stage cancer
late-stage cancer
Smoking is major cause of cardiovascular disease, such as heart
disease and stroke. Smoking increases the risk of blood clots,
which block blood flow to the heart, brain or legs. Some
smokers end up having their limbs amputated due to blood
circulation problems caused by smoking.

I just gotta come out and say it. I like miners, and I don’t care what y’all think. I mean the fact that they risking their lives just to make ours a little easier is amazing. I’ve always wanted to marry one to be honest. Y’all need to give more respect to the mining⛏ community.

This is real, sorta

SCHWARZENEGGER
STATE FARM
WHEN THE WORLD NEEDED A GOOD NEIGHBOR, HE WAS THERE.
EXPLOSIVE DRAMA SOLELY INTENDED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES DEPICT ACTUAL COVERED LOSS
CANNOT MAKE PROPERTY BLAST-PROOF OFFER A RANGE OF INSURANCE COVERAGE OPTIONS THAT
DESIGNED TO IN MITIGATING RECOVERING FROM NON-HOLLYWOOD RISKS, State Farm

Risk

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Funny Test Answers #5

Yo mama

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VAPING IS ALSO BAD

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This is real, sorta