why did the rock not risk going to the other side of the road? It's a damn rock m8, it's not gonna walk!
I want to make another joke about Josef Vasicek but I think if I make the NHL I'll die in an airplane crash so I won't risk it again
Why did the skydiver's parachute fail?
Because it realized it had a better chance of survival without them.
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
If you give a prostitute money you will go to jail but if you give a prostitute a klondike bar you will not go to jail I would rather go to the casino and get more money for my buck
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
"Why don't skeletons go skydiving?"
"Because they don't have the guts... or the parachute."
The woman was thinking she wanted to have sex but one second later she did on the street with a criminal
Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
