My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
Person asks a taxidermist what they do for a living. The taxidermist replies, "oh, you know, stuff."
What do you call a prostitute with no arm or legs
Cash and carry
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
I Lick poo for a living... You?
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.
My career is worth more than your adoption.
As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute
Because they want to call someone daddy
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️
