Profession Jokes

What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic? Where do you keep the cans of paint?

How do men like their women? Striped

How does priest like their children? Clean

Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy

What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker? Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos

I Lick poo for a living... You?

Only profession one could have coronavirus and still goes to work is suicide terrorist.

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"

What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.

Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

My career is worth more than your adoption.

As a doctor myself, there nurse was very slow, she tested my patience!

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute

Because they want to call someone daddy

Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most

What is bus driver that does not work? A useless one ☝️

So i was sitting with my little brother and talk about our dreams. "What do you wanna be when you grow up?" I asked him. He answered "A doctor!". I wanted to tease him so i said "I wouldn't be treated by a doctor like you". I was hoping he would get mad or something but instead, he calmly replied "Brother, i said doctor. Not a vet"

An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator. "Where are you heading today?" the man asks. "I'm going down to give blood." "How much do you get paid for giving blood?" "About $30." "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100." The woman slightly annoyed gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again. "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?" "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.