First Date Surprise

  • FIRST DATE

    Man: "I work with animals every day." Woman: "Oh, how sweet! What is it that you do?" Man: "I'm a butcher..."

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright, listen up, you chucklehead. You think it's funny to lead someone on with talk about working with animals, only to reveal you chop them up for a living? You probably clap at the end of movies too. The humor here lies in the unexpected, dark twist. It's the classic bait-and-switch. The woman has a cute, cuddly image in mind, but BAM! She gets hit with the grim reality of a butcher.

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