What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
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Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
What's an astronauts favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Astronauts just found water on mars! Mars: 1 Africa: 0
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
There was a solar eclypse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
