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Listening

Joshua Morison

What music do Astronauts Listen to?

Nep-Tunes

NASA

HAJley

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

Baby

Anonymous

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

Puns

Overwatch_Gamer321

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

Eating

πŸ’›πŸ’›

what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish

Break

Daniel King

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! πŸš€πŸ₯ͺπŸ˜‹

Hand

Daniel King

Why was the astronaut πŸ‘©β€πŸš€ washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch πŸš€πŸ₯ͺ.

Time

Evie Bruce

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

Girlfriend

Anonymous

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Bar

Anonymous

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Head

TeeSav13

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

NASA

Anonymous

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts

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Relationship

Marli Harris

what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]

Puns

Anonymous

When do astronauts eat lunch?

At launch time.

Ex

_Brian_

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

  • SpaceX

Cow

Mcat

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Box

Daniel King

Where do astronauts πŸ‘©β€πŸš€ keep their sandwiches πŸ₯ͺ?

In their launch box.πŸš€πŸ“¦πŸ˜‚

Puns

Sub - One lonely ducky

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

Cow

Mbg

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

Eating

Daniel King

What do astronauts πŸ‘©β€πŸš€ do when they’re on break?

They eat launch. πŸš€πŸ₯ͺ

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