Astronaut jokes
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
SpaceX.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
What is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut?
They are always so distant! :-]
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
What did one astronaut say to the other astronaut after landing on the Moon?
"Ah! And people thought we were moons!"
How do astronauts have a party?
They planet.