Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
what do astronauts eat off of................ a satellite dish
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Nep-Tunes
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?
To find Pluto
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
What's an astronauts favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipes it!
Why Couldn't The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn't Have Enough Space
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock !
IF You Faked The Moon Mission Don't Apollo gise.
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