Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅
