Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
What music do Astronauts listen to?
Nep-tunes.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
When do astronauts eat?
At launch time!
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?
- SpaceX
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! ๐๐ฅช๐
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Where do astronauts ๐ฉโ๐ keep their sandwiches ๐ฅช?
In their launch box! ๐๐ฆ๐
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
What do you call a black man on the moon?
An astronaut.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
What does NASA mean? No Apes Submit Astronauts.
What is an astronaut's favorite color? Zoo.
What is an astronauts fav button? A space bar
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! ๐๐
