What music do Astronauts Listen to?

Nep-Tunes

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋

Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts

what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]

When do astronauts eat lunch?

At launch time.

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

• SpaceX

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅

Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?

In their launch box.🚀📦😂

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

What do astronauts 👩‍🚀 do when they’re on break?

They eat launch. 🚀🥪