Astronaut

Astronaut Jokes

Hand

Why was the astronaut washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch.

Ex

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

SpaceX.

Earth

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿฅช๐Ÿ˜‹

Parent

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

Space

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Sandwich

Where do astronauts ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿš€ keep their sandwiches ๐Ÿฅช?

In their launch box! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚

Space

Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?

Because he didn't have enough space.