What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

What music do Astronauts Listen to?


I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish

Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.

what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut

When do astronauts eat lunch?

At launch time.

Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?

In their launch box.🚀📦😂

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅

What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

  • SpaceX