What music do Astronauts Listen to?

Nep-Tunes

What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts

How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it

When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.

what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish

Why did the astronaut return to Earth?

She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋

Why was the astronaut 👩‍🚀 washing her hands?

She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?

Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space

What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!

Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the milky way!

what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]

Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.

When do astronauts eat lunch?

At launch time.

Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅

Where do astronauts 👩‍🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?

In their launch box.🚀📦😂

What does an astronaut call his ex from space?

• SpaceX

I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.

What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo