What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
How many astronauts can you fit into a VW Bug? 11, 4 in the seats, seven in the ashtray.
What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
What dose NASA Stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅
If an athlete gets athletes foot… What does an astronaut get? Mistletoe!