What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts
What music do Astronauts Listen to?
I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents always told me when I was little that the sky was the limit.
How does you make a baby astronaut sleep? You rock-it
When do astronauts eat? At launch time!
what do astronauts eat off of… a satellite dish
Why was the astronaut 👩🚀 washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch 🚀🥪.
Why did the astronaut return to Earth?
She went on her launch break! 🚀🥪😋
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
What is an astronaut’s favorite part of a keyboard? The SPACE BAR!
what is hard about having a relationship with an astronaut? they are always so distant:-]
Why Couldn’t The Astronaut Put The Helmet On His Head?
Because He Didn’t Have Enough Space
Where can you find a list of dead astronauts? In the orbituaries.
what does NASA means? No Apes Submit Astronaut
When do astronauts eat lunch?
At launch time.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box.🚀📦😂
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk? The milky way! 😂😅
What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo
I wanted to be an astronaut, but my parents told me the sky was the limit.
What does an astronaut call his ex from space?