Electrician jokes
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 馃槀
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to pull a permit, one to schedule the inspector, and one to change the bulb.
How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. That is the electrician's job. I am a specialist.
How many software engineers?
Again, none. It's a hardware problem.
How many computer programmers to change a light bulb?
Two, but one resigns halfway through the project.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.