Electrician jokes
What is burned dark and glued to the wall?
A bad electrician.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 馃槀
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What did the wire say to the electrician?
"Stop twisting my nuts!"
There was once a dark room with a dark light and a terrible electrician.
Why is being an electrician the easiest job in the world? It's literally light work.
An electrician walks into a green house. He sees a red room. He wonders why it's red because Kurt Cobain and his shotgun were sitting there.
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.