What's the hardest thing when working with the severely mentally handicapped? My dick.
What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?
BLAZE RHYMES
A man and woman were having sex. After they were done, the man asks the woman, "Are you a nurse?" The woman answers, "Yes. How did you know?" The man replies, "Because you took care of me so well." Then the woman asks the man, "Are you an anesthesiologist?" He says proudly, "Yes. How do you know?" The woman answers, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to MIX UP some BEATS
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What is a similiarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the prostitute lose all her money? Bcz she got fcked
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito? I don't eat burritos
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
What did the dentist say when he looks into a patient's mouth?
"I C D K"
You know what I see?
DICK
I didn't come into the prostitution business...
It came into me.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok π
What's white and annoying at breakfast? An avalanche.
Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She got hit by an axe.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute
Because they want to call someone daddy
