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Anonymous · 10 months ago

A drawn scene of two men facing each other. The man on the left, labeled "BART," is wearing an orange shirt and defensively holding up his arms and hands. The man on the right, labeled "BARTENDER," is wearing a gray hoodie, has a receding hairline, and is threatening "BART" with a small knife.

Oops

Wade · 2 years ago

Ignore the dumbass watermark

The image shows three panels. The first one shows Mr. Incredible smiling, with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Teacher" above him. The second panel shows Mr. Incredible in a darker tone and more serious expression with the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Surgeon" above him. The third panel shows Mr. Incredible in a completely black tone, with just his eyes, nose, mouth and ear visible, and the text "Saying 'Oops' as a Nuclear Physicist" above him.

Magic

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A lighted sign with the text 'MAGIC JOHNSON WASTED THE WORLDS BEST PORN NAME ON A BASKETBALL CAREER'. Above the sign is a 'TRUCK YARD' sign.

Work

Fellow · 3 years ago

A person wearing a hard hat and red clothes seems to be dancing. The text above the person reads "ENGINEER? Yeah I'm", and below reads "ENGI-NEARING MY FUCKING LIMIT".

Surgeon

Nobody666 · 2 years ago

Me: *licks knife* other surgeons

The image shows a surprised Pikachu face.

Child

Willy b · 11 months ago

A toddler, dressed in grey overalls, long blue plastic gloves like a veterinarian, and boots, stands in the foreground with one arm extended, looking at the viewer. Behind the child, several adults in full-body animal costumes are lined up, facing away from the camera. These costumes include a black and white spotted cow, a shaggy brown animal with horns (possibly a Highland cow or yak), a plain brown animal, and a white horned animal (possibly a goat). The scene takes place outdoors, possibly on a porch or walkway. The text 'CocoFun' is visible at the bottom right.

Chef

Wade · 2 years ago

The image shows a split-panel view. On top is a pot of spaghetti on a stove with flames shooting up from it. Below is the 'stonks' meme character, dressed as a chef with folded arms and a text saying 'shef'.

Tech Support

killer of bears 101 · 3 years ago

The image is divided into two panels. In the first panel, a person with glasses and dark hair looks slightly annoyed and makes a thumbs up gesture. Below it the text "You just insulted my entire profession" is displayed. The second panel shows the same person looking like they are admitting a secret with the text "But yes." and a tiny URL on the right side which is "boredpanda.com".

Cat

Adolf kitler · 1 year ago

A grid of four photos of a black and white cat with a distinctive black marking that looks like a mustache. The text above reads "The call center Cat".

Job

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows a grid of six images. Each is labelled with a job description: Good Job, Bad Job, Fun Job, Boring Job, and Outside Job. A doctor is shown for “Good Job”, a garbage man for “Bad Job”, a clown for “Fun Job”, a woman sitting at a desk for “Boring Job”, a gardener for “Outside Job”, and finally a photo of the 9/11 attack is shown for the last row with the label missing.

Guy

EnochTyr · 3 years ago

I know people like this, and by that I mean me.

The image shows text at the top that reads "me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up". The text continues below the image that reads "the guy im tattooing:". Below this is an image of a startled-looking skull.

Customer

Sore Raven · 6 months ago

A two-panel cartoon. In the top panel, a man in a suit and yellow tie tells a woman in a revealing teal top with tattoos, "Wear decent clothes." In the bottom panel, the woman points at the man and replies, "I'm looking for customers." The image includes the creator's handle: @Lainey.Molnar.

Job

Face mcshooty · 1 year ago

I would be making Eli fucking rich

A luxurious house is visible. The text says "Me if carrying bro on the game was a full time job."

Tech Support

Hey oh HEEEEY · 3 years ago

true

The image is a two-panel meme. The top panel shows a man in a dark shirt with a light blue background. Text above him reads: "When someone says Tech Support is just googling the problem" and below him: "You just insulted my entire profession." The bottom panel shows the same man with a similar background looking a bit amused. The text reads: "But yes." The website boredpanda.com is written in small font on the lower right.

Dentist

Bismarck · 1 year ago

A four-panel cartoon shows a blonde woman posing in lingerie in the top three panels. The word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble in each of these panels. In the bottom panel, a woman with blonde curly hair stands over a male patient, who is lying in a dentist's chair with his mouth open. A machine on wheels next to the dentist is pointed at the patient's face; the word "Clickitic!" appears in a speech bubble above the machine.

Rapper

RapBoat · 2 years ago

Two muscular arms are shown in a handshake. The arm on the left side of the image has a brown skin tone and the word "Rappers" written on the white shirt sleeve. The arm on the right side of the image has a light skin tone and the word "Lawyers" written on the red shirt sleeve.

Hairline

dope doggy · 3 years ago

Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.

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