Profession memes
Me: *licks knife* other surgeons
I know people like this, and by that I mean me.
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I would be making Eli fucking rich
Jokes
Your hairline is so bad, the cops had to do a breathalyzer test on your barber.
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.
What do you get when you cross a clergyman and a politician?
A panhandler.