Stripper jokes
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
I like strippers on me.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.