Stripper Jokes

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in Nut

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

James

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread

Stripper Jokes

in Personal

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Similarity

Anonymous

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

DanielBennett

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

Orphan

Anonymous

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

Bigness

Anonymous

what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

vodldu7v n

i like stripers on me

Lilly

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the polešŸ’ˆ

YO Mama5700

Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.

Girl

Anonymous

When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper

Mr. Lord

in Catholic

What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.

Anonymous

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels

Common

Anonymous

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center

Nut

Anonymous

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore

Roast

Anonymous

Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper

Krispy

in Prostitution

When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok

Lovely perv

This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said ā€œneed money for strippers and weedā€

Suck

Anonymous

I suck poop in my but whole aka porn

Will de lad

in Bar

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.