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Stripper Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Similarity

Anonymous

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

Nut

Nut jokes be like...

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

Bag

DanielBennett

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

Nut

Anonymous

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore

Bar

Will de lad

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn’t have that much breast milk.

Angel

Cereal killer or eater

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.

At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk