What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
i like stripers on me
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈
Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.
What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper
