Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn’t have that much breast milk.

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.

At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk