Stripper jokes
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
I like strippers on me.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."
What do you call a pole dancer?
A stripper.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers there didn't have that much breast milk.
Went to school today, had to yell at my friend that he wasn't on the clock.
He continued to swing on the pole in front of children.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
To have someone to call "daddy!"