Stripper

Stripper Jokes

Giant

How are giants and strippers alike?

They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

Bag

Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.

Orphan

Why did the orphan become a stripper?

So she could have someone to call daddy.

Bungee Cord

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.

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  • Coconut

    What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.

    Hooker

    When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.

    Pole

    The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.

    According to the pole 💈.

    Profession

    Why do strippers never care about things?

    Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan become a str1pper?

    So she can have someone to call daddy.

    Butter

    What do strippers and butter have in common?

    Both spread for bread.

    Strip club

    Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.