Stripper Jokes

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in Nut

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

James

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread

Stripper Jokes

in Personal

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Similarity

Anonymous

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

DanielBennett

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

Orphan

Anonymous

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

Bigness

Anonymous

what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

vodldu7v n

i like stripers on me

Lilly

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈

YO Mama5700

Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.

Girl

Anonymous

When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper

Mr. Lord

in Catholic

What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.

Anonymous

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels

Common

Anonymous

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center

Nut

Anonymous

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore

Roast

Anonymous

Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper

Krispy

in Prostitution

When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok

Lovely perv

This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”

Suck

Anonymous

I suck poop in my but whole aka porn

Will de lad

in Bar

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.