Stripper jokes
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
I like strippers on me.
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.
What do strippers and butter have in common?
Both spread for bread.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
What’s something you can say about a fat person, but not about strippers?
Those legs sure hold a lot of weight.