Stripper jokes
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs.
According to the pole 💈.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
I like strippers on me.
When you find out the stripper you're banging is a hooker, but you're saving money, so it's okay.
Knock knock! Who's there? Stripper. Stripper who? Stripper down!
What do you call a dino stripper?
A dinohore.
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy.
Well, I saw a stripper, and she was trying out bread.
This is true. Today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said, "Need money for strippers and weed."