Stripper Jokes

James

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread

Stripper Jokes
in Personal

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

Anonymous
in Orphan

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

Nut jokes be like...
in Nut

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

Anonymous
in Similarity

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

DanielBennett

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

Anonymous

what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

What do strippers and Peanut Butter Have in common ? They both spread for bread.

Anonymous

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center

Mr.Orphan
in Orphan

Why did the orphan become a stripper? So she could have someone to call daddy.

Lovely perv

This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”

Anonymous
in Nut

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore

Lilly

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

Krispy
in Prostitution

When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok

Will de lad
in Bar

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.

Cereal killer or eater
in Angel

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.

At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk

Anonymous

I suck poop in my but whole aka porn