What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for 20$ an hour.
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do strippers and butter have in common? Both spread for bread
Yo Mama so thin, when she signed up to be a stripper she became the pole
When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok
How do men like their women? Striped
How does priest like their children? Clean
Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy
What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
what do you call a dino stripper
A dinohore
Joke: I went to a paraplegic strip club the other day, the place was crawling with pussy
The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈
i like stripers on me
Well I saw a stripper and she was try out bread
Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper
