Stripper Jokes

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore

What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men's bones to make their bread.

Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

i like stripers on me

The average stripper weighs 112 lbs According to the pole💈

Knock Knock Who's There. Stripper stripper who stripper down.

When your mum sold you on eBay of £2 pound for girls stripper

What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.

What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair? Hot wheels

What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore

Your mum is so due on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper

When you find out the stripper your banging is a hooker but you're saving money so it's ok

This is true today I was at the mall and there was a guy holding a sign that said “need money for strippers and weed”

I suck poop in my but whole aka porn

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn't have that much breast milk.