Stripper Jokes

in Orphan

why did the orphan become a stripper? so she could have someone to call daddy

Stripper Jokes
in Personal

Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?

A: It is cheap fast, and if the rubber breaks, your pretty much screwed.


What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread

in Similarity

How are giants and strippers alike? They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.

Nut jokes be like...
in Nut

What do you call a Dino stripper?

A dinowhore


Dating a striper is like eating a bag of chips in class.

Everyone looks at you in disgust. But deep down inside they want some too.


what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

in Nut

what do you call a dino stripper

A dinohore


I suck poop in my but whole aka porn

Will de lad
in Bar

I once went to the bar for a pint, but the strippers their didn’t have that much breast milk.

Cereal killer or eater
in Angel

How many dead strippers does it take to change a light.

At least 13 because my basement is still dsrk