Plumbers and Pedophiles

This is a dark joke using the double meaning of "laying pipes." Plumbers install pipes, but in this context, it is a euphemism for the act of child molestation, since pedophiles are often found in public parks.

• Pedophile
• Plumber
• Crime
• Park
• Profession
• Lay

• How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.
• What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden? A kindergarden.
• How do you make a plumber cry? Break his pipes...
• What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.